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May

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• Saturday 17th - District Assembly TABCORP Park Melton

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District Event - An Evening with Rosie Batty

District Event - An Evening with Rosie Batty

District President Murray Verso and Irene invite you to an Evening with the Australian of the Year, Rosie Batty. Following the interest generated on the topic of domestic violence at the recent District Conference, the conference host club,  the Rotary Club of Williamstown, has been fortunate to arrange for Rosie Batty, the Australian  of the Year , to speak  on …

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An assortment of the  latest media doing the rounds for your amusement, amazement or horror as the case may be. Definitely not PC

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(NB Sgt please note Dave not to answer Yes Please or be Fined)

There are a Differences

Why Men are seldom Depressed

Its True, Men Are Just Happier People -- 
 

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

• Their last name stays put.

• The garage is all theirs

• Wedding plans take care of themselves.

• Chocolate is just another snack...

• They can never be pregnant.

• They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

• They can wear NO shirt to a water park. 

• Car mechanics tell them the truth.

• The world is their urinal. 

• They never have to drive to another service station restroom because this one is just too icky. 

• They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 

• Wrinkles add character. 

• Wedding dress $5000. Dinner Suit rental-$100

• People never stare at their chest when talking to them. 

• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle Their feet. 

• One mood all the time.

• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

• They know stuff about tanks.

• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

• They can open all Their own jars.

• If someone forgets to invite them, He or she can still be their friend. 

• Their underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 

• Everything on their face stays  its original color.  

• The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. 

• They only have to shave their face and neck.

• They can play with toys all their life. 

• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 

• They can wear shorts no matter how their legs look. 

• They can 'do' their nails with a pocket knife. 

• They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 

• They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.